Showing posts with label Love and Hate Series. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Love and Hate Series. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Toilet - Love and Hate series 1

Things I hate in toilet....
  1. I don’t like it when there’s no toilet slipper. Can still tolerate.
  2. I don’t like it when there’s no hot/warm water. Can still tolerate.
  3. I don’t like it when there’s no tissue paper at public toilets or office toilets. Can still tolerate.
  4. I don’t like it when there’s no place or hook to hang clothes or towel. Can still tolerate.
  5. I don’t like it when the lighting is dim. Can still tolerate.
  6. I hate it when there’s lizard/frog/worms/roach in the toilet! TAK BOLEH TOLERATE! Nyamuk takpe.
  7. I HATE it when the toilet is dirty! Dirty stuff! Dirty wall! Dirty floor! Dirty sink!
  8. I HATE it when it stinks!

I LOVE it when the toilet is clean. Kecik sempit takpe. Takde bath tub pun takpe. Asalkan bersih. If colorful, lagilah suka! =D

I read somewhere tak ingat dah kat mana yang sounds like this - Salah satu cara untuk memupuk rasa merendah diri adalah dengan mencuci tandas di rumah sendiri.

And it saddens me if the people closest to me can’t keep the toilet clean.

I judge people by their toilets. Yes.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

His version


High school

Sapa wei?
A girl i met online.....(smsing)
Lelaki ka pompuan???
Kan aku dah cakap tadi, perempuan, girl, hang ni...
Mana hang tau dia pompuan??
dah dia habaq kat aku...
Mana tau kalau dia tipu
.....(thinking)....(damn) hang ni B**ilah jon.... saja nak bagi aku cuak...
dak lah aku saja ja nak jaga hang hahahahha (evil laugh)

STPM/MATRICS

Summer ni saper hah???
An online friend... we met a year ago.
Sudah... tak reti-reti nak duduk diam tak abih abih menggatal
Shes a friend lah ..... takkan itu pun nak mengamok...
Ehh awak tu dah ada gf boleh tak jangan nak mengada-ngada dengan perempuan lain?
Saper kater sayer ader gf?? heheheh memain jgnlah marah heheh
Tgk tu melawak tak abih... pegilah jadi badut keja perempuan internet awak tu!!!!


*gets home alone*

just finished dinner my girl...
You must be tired..
yeah a bit... keep me company till i sleep (actual meaning - "i wish you were here")
Sure
I miss you
I miss you too..

University

I need us to take a break (she found out, she wants me to leave)
*crying* Why? what did i do wrong? Do you have someone else there?
She was always around and we've never met... ( God kill me now!!!)

*another girl*

I know her, i know what shes like... she'll never stop until she gets what she wants....
Look she doesnt want me ok? (God that must be the biggest lie ive ever told anyone)
what else does she do>?? does she email you??? do you guys still chat? i want you to stop, i want you to leave her....
I cant do that... that just wrong... She knows everything about me.... (bad move)
Oh so now youre telling me shes knows you better than i do???
No.... (another lie)
Shes just been with me longer thats all (dude lie already shes gonna hate you)
Okay you choose then me or her.... coz if you dont choose im leaving...
whyd you do that? Ive never said anything like that to you..... *serious face* Say what you want, im not leaving her, shes been too "there" for me.... shes been "there" since as long as i can remember and im not asking her to leave.....

Pre-relationship date

Can i hold you when we meet???
Tak boleh... sentuh sesama bukan muhrim tu hukuman dier nanti kulit akan dihiris pedang
Erk??? Okay... herh
heheh

*day of date*
Im sorry i talk too much... i talk too much when im nervous...
Youre nervous?
Off course i am... here i am on a date with a girl i met online 2 and a half years ago and shes already has this fixation that im the coolest guy and living up to that expectation is really REALLY hard and im nervous.....
*stares at him*
What?
Nothing... i like listening to you... keep talking...

*that night*

thank you for everything....
No... thank YOU for everything...
We should do this again..
yeah we should.... soon...
You sure youre ready for more of me???
Herh... i think im gonna get better at this as we go on...

*2nd date*

remember when you asked me "can i keep you?"
Yeah of course its from that casper movie heheheh
Yeah i know..... *takes a deep breath*
can i keep you>?? Can i make you mine?
*blinks*
Will you be my girlfriend? (I hope she says yes...)
Are you serious???
Yes.... (God shes gonna say no...)
*holds hands and kisses his hands*
You dont know how long i've waited for that question.....


Currently dating

Arent you worried our children are gonna find us different and might consider one of us like jahat because the other doesnt understand... i dont want them to think im jahat and i dont want them to think youre jahat *sulking face*
*i think its cute she thinks that far ahead* Dont worry... whatever the problem... we'll work it out... we always do remember??
*smiles from ear to ear* Yes we do!!!

I think the best things in life doesnt come from hiding what you feel. But from realizing it. realizing the idea of who you really love... whether someone is company... or soulmate... company or soulmate... im glad she never let go.... im glad she held on... and even though it has been hard for her... ill make things better for her from now on.. smiles and kisses only nothing less than that hehe...

Her Version

Phase 1 (High School)

Why do u still keep in touch with him?
Why? Whats wrong with that?
Come to think of this? You two haven’t met, who knows maybe he’s blind? Only has one leg?
Hello? How come he can chat with me on net? And he said he plays basketball!
Hmm… ok…maybe he’s OLD!! A way too old and he’s pretending he’s young! Perhaps he’s stupid!
No, he’s not stupid…his emails in English! And He’s 18. I am confident he told the truth.
That’s the problem! So naive. You easily trust strangers! Perhaps he copy and paste! Who knows?
*sulky face*
Just be careful k, Summer?
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Wei, entah entah kan, perempuan tu juling atau bisu!
Eish.. takda lah. Hang ni merepek lah.
Entah-entah dier dah ade boyfriend.
*thinking* Maybe…
Hang caya ka dia tu?
You guys don’t know her. I know.


Phase 2 (Matriculation)
I fall head over heals for someone else. I took time to tell you. I am sorry.*sad* Ok. (Since they never met) Can I keep you?
Sure.
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Just got back from dinner with girlfriend.Oh. You must be tired.
Yeah. Kind of. Accompany me till I’m asleep?
Sure.
I miss you.
I miss you too.

Phase 4 (University 1st year)

I need us to take a break.*crying* Why? What did I do wrong? You have someone else there.
I am sorry… she was always around. We never met.-------------------------------------------
Am I losing you?
Do u wanna lose me?
No… You have been the only one constant thing in my life. You are like the mama penguin. And me the papa penguin.
Hmmm?Male penguin will have many mates in life… but he will always come back to the first female penguin at the end of the day.*smiles* hehe. I miss you.
I miss you too.

Phase 5 (University 2nd year)

Lets meet?
Our first meeting? First date?Maybe. *smiles*I am nervous. We haven’t met before.
Me too.--------------------------------------------------------------------
Can’t believe this is our second date.Me too.
Would you like to be my mine?For real?
For real.
*smiles* I would love to.


Currently, I can't get rid of this song out of my head. Somehow I feel like the lyrics suit us! hehe.

Nah, enjoy!

Bleeding love by dunno Leona Lewis

Closed off from love - I didn’t need the pain - Once or twice was enough - And it was all in vain - Time starts to pass - Before you know it you’re frozen - But something happened - For the very first time with you - My heart melts into the ground - Found something true - And everyone’s looking round - Thinking I’m going crazy - But I don’t care what they say - I’m in love with you - They try to pull me away - But they don’t know the truth - My heart’s crippled by the vein - That I keep on closing - You cut me open and I Keep bleeding - Keep, keep bleeding love - I keep bleeding - I keep, keep bleeding love - Keep bleeding - Keep, keep bleeding love - You cut me open - Trying hard not to hear - But they talk so loud - Their piercing sounds fill my ears - Try to fill me with doubt - Yet I know that the goal - Is to keep me from falling - But nothing’s greater - Than the rush that comes with your embrace - And in this world of loneliness - I see your face - Yet everyone around me - Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe - And it’s draining all of me - Oh they find it hard to believe - I’ll be wearing these scars - For everyone to see

p/s: soundtrack kisah kite. hehehe. geli hati pulak.