Guwa dah bosan dengan facebook

Guwa rasa sekarang guwa dah bosan dengan facebook la beb.
Guwa penat lah nak check profile sorang-sorang.
Guwa check sebab guwa nak make sure orang yang guwa approve hanyalah orang yang betul-betul guwa kenal beb. Tak rapat tak pernah berbual takpe. At least guwa cam muka.
Guwa tak suka orang yang guwa tak kenal nak berfacebook-facebook ngan guwa.
Lelaki-lelaki, tolong jangan friend request guwa ok.
Mintak borang kat pakwe guwa kalau lu berkeras nak friend request guwa.
Guwa in a relationship beb. Ape tak nampak ke status guwa? Haha.

Guwa rasa sekarang guwa dah bosan dengan facebook la beb.
Guwa bukannya tengok semua facebook contacts guwa pun.
Guwa cuma tengok facebook orang orang yang betul betul klik ngan guwa je.
Boleh kira ngan jari lah beb. Tak ramai pun.
Guwa rasa macam nak delete je orang orang yg kenal guwa just gitu-gitu.
Tapi takut diorang terasa pulak.
Tapi apa kes guwa nak pikir apa diorang pikir pulak kan?
Muka buku guwa, suka hati guwa lah. Haha.

Guwa rasa sekarang guwa dah bosan dengan facebook la beb.
Guwa menyesal tak ikut cakap pakwe kesayangan guwa.
Dulu guwa beriya-riya nak ada facebook sampai gado-gado.
Nak keep in touch la. Itu la. Ini la.
Padahal boleh je keep in touch lalu telefon. Jumpa pun boleh.
Sekarang guwa dah rasa bosan ngan facebook. Padan muka. Haha.

Guwa rasa sekarang guwa dah bosan dengan facebook la beb.
Tapi satu je lah yang guwa suka pasal facebook. Growing Gifts.
Gua rasa sebab tu guwa nak main facebook. Sebab guwa rindu Growing Gifts.
Growing Gifts ni cantik cantik.
Tapi asyik guwa je bagi orang Growing Gifts.
Orang tak de pun bagi guwa balik. Haha.

Guwa rasa sekarang guwa dah bosan dengan facebook la beb.
Guwa nak main Linked In pulak.
Baru professional beb.

Facebook friendster ni apa kes?
Budak budak la lu semua. Haha.

Writing For Comical Purposes

Im a lecturer at a private college in Kuala Lumpur and often at times I am faced with students who have a less than average capacity for the English language. This semester I have been teaching for the past three months the subject of Writing for Academic Purposes. A class designed to teach students to write in English as well as academically. This includes references, quoting and such.

I love my students with all the days of my life. They are my brothers, sisters, sons and daughters. they are the future of our nation. But I have to say, marking writing papers for these students can be a daunting task. So here i provide you with some minor and also major titles of these write-ups and for all my students reading, If your title was not posted, do not be disheartened, ill probably find something in the conclusion to remark you paper :D.


"Death - when you die." (she already wants me dead)
"War - Where is the love" (He claims he came up with the title all by himself)
"Our World Today - Save the earth for our good in future because the earth is only our world.' (yes this the title)
"Parents - My mom and my dads" (uh-oh)
"Hinduism - What god?" (herm?)
"Custom Community at Malay in Malaysia country"
"Custom Community at Indian in Malaysia Country" (yes they are roomates)
"Black Music and Killing Goats" (Sigh)


Dear students, I love you all, but youre going to have to step up and start writing about issues that matter and issues that are made clear. This is just for laughs and as long as it takes Im going to fix this hehe but for now, ill enjoy my job. :D

50 fesyen rambut cool

Picture from HaniMoans

Gambar di atas ni kreatif. Kelakar pun ada. Hahaha.
Anyway, gaya mana yang kamu suka?

Senaman Mulut

I found this while net surfing .

It's awesome.

Every word starts with K

Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam "Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau, Ketam... kenapa?"Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut...kakakku kata, kalau kuku kaki ku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!" Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan,"Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?" Ketam ketawa, Kah..kah..kah. .kah..kih. .kih..kih. .kih..Kuh..kuh..kuh. .kuh!! Kodok. .Kodok..kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?" Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?" Ketam kilas, "Kelakar." "Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?" kata Kodok. Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat."kelekuk !", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok. Ketam kata, "Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan."Kesian Ketam, kepala kena keperok.

Herh.